Red States are more likely to get Chlamydia than Blue States. The Clap! My goodness. All that preaching to us about our immorality up here in Blue land with no apparent basis in reality.
Okay, it's stupid home-wreckers with trampy VD infested kids, versus smart, family-oriented, healthy kids who you aren't getting knocked up at 13. I know which side I'd rather be on.
What about "compassionate conservatism"? Surely people who vote on morals care about racial equality. Okay, you know the answer here but check it out anyway.
Possible non-Chlamidia trends to democratic party in 2008: Virginia, Iowa, North Dakota, Montana anyway.
Possible Chlamidia trends to republican party in 2008: Ohio