So what are these fat diseased pregnant teens doing on a saturday? Why they're driving around and running into people, of course. In addition to killing more innocent people while driving drunk (right chart), they are also all around poorer drivers. It's a wonder that they keep driving into each other in states where there is so little to hit.
Future Swing States (what will be the battleground states of the future?):
Possible sobriety trends to democratic party in 2008: Ohio, Indiana, Virginia, Iowa, W Virginia, Colorodo, maybe Georgia believe it or not (Utah would be nice)
Possible drunkeness trends to republican party in 2008: It will be close in Wisconsin, Delaware oddly