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Well This Ought to Cheer You UP!
How do Bush-Voting States Compare to Kerry-Voting States?
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Are you in a Blue State? Be proud your probably more happily married, thinner, richer, smarter, better at sports and less likely to shoot yourself in the foot while drunk driving your way to your uninsured doctors appointment for the clap and an illigitemate child.
I'm sure you've all seen the electoral map. Indeed, many have been staring
at it until bloodshot. It was so close. But how come it looks so RED?
As a neuroscientist at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in New York,
I thought, “Maybe a little research would clear things up.”
I asked myself many times over this election,
- "How can any person see what is happening and vote for this person?"
- "How can people believe that Saddam had nuclear weapons? How can anyone believe that Bush didn't know the truth?"
-"Who are these people who believed so deeply that we were liberating Iraq that they ignored what the Iraqis have told us—that we are invaders—just like they invaded Kuwait, we are doing the same."
-"How could U.S. Marine Cpl Chin fly all the way to Baghdad, fight a war, and then STILL drape a flag from the Pentagon 9-11 attacks over Saddam's statue? Don't people know that Iraq had nothing to do with it?"
-"How can you say you are voting for “morals” when you are clearly voting on race, religious hatred, violence, and invasion?"
-Which led me to my final question: "Don't these people READ?"
Well, as you will see from my research, they indeed do NOT read.
I hope the following graphs, and their correlation to the election graph, will make you all feel a little better about being in a blue state. Who are these Reds? I hope that this information will convince you that if you are a thoughtful, successful, kind individual that voted for George W. Bush, then perhaps you might be happier to seek better company voting for a different party. As my mother always says, you are who your friends are after all.
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